Moroccan Hustle

NO FUN 5

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Endless Meets - Veg Man Dave

On an east end corner, just off Southgate Road, sits a stately shack adorned with Arsnal flags and a fluffy monkey. For the last 15years this cared for cabin has been providing the locals with uber cheap produce and blue-collar banter.

Its owned by Dave, (just Dave, no middle or surname). Dave obviously loves his football and being relatively close to the Tottenham stadium, as well as the Arsenal ground, he receives the odd taunt from passing Spurs fans. While I was chatting to him a voice came bellowing from a ford fiesta with an absurd spoiler, shouting "what's that shit on that flag?" to which Dave retorted "whats that shit camin outta ya maaath?!!"

He then proceeded to rummage around in his adjacent lock up and produced this giant comedy camera....
...which he gave to me, under the condition that I "put it to good use". I heeded his advice and have just loaded a film into it. That ought to give us something to look forward to.

If Elvis had manikin kids....